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Ginger Reyes

Have you ever noticed that when a band has only one female member they always play the bass?
White zombie, The Talking Heads, Hole (I think they were all dudes), Sonic Youth and
a shit load of other bands featured a female on the 4 string. How about
the drums? How about the fucking keyboard for Christ sack. Female singers don’t count
because I don’t give two fucks about any of them (except for the ones I know personally and Katy Perry).
But out of all of female musicians, specifically the low-enders, Ginger Reyes has to be the hottest.
Is she a good bass player? I don’t know because she played for the Smashing Pumpkins and I fucking
HATE the Smashing Pumpkins. Billy Corgan is one of the biggest pieces of shit to ever live.
Have you ever taken a shit and you have that one rouge floater that doesn’t go down after you flush?
That’s Billy Corgan, a floating turd that wont go down. When I see a turd I often mentally copy and paste his face on the tip of it.
This makes flushing all the more satisfying. Hes voice sounds like a deers mating call. Just awful.
But back to Mrs. Ginger, She’s really hot and has recently married. Well that fucking sucks.

And that my friends is what I call 4-string Sexy. Tip your 40 oz’s gents.

Honorable mention: Melissa Auf der Maur
How the fuck do you pronounce that?